Licking the Ass of a Cupcake: A Review of New Whey Protein Bullets

Licking the Ass of a Cupcake: A Review of New Whey Protein Bullets

Jan 06

If Strawberry Shortcake had some sort of wicked website where you could pay to get off on all your icing related fantasies this company would have a banner front and center.
Sweet. Nauseatingly sweet! Ugh.
When I was 10 I went to a traveling fair and I was able to buy and eat as much cotton candy as I could in the time we where at the fair. By night fall I was vomiting a river of sugar. I haven’t had the desire for cotton candy since. This stuff, for me was that river of sugar.

I bought said “bullet” because I was thinking the size of my stomach would be so small with after surgery that every bit of nutrients I get should be packed into the whatever I ingested. This small little package offering 42g of protein in 3 oz seems like the best bang. It would be if you lost your taste-buds in some freak circus accident.
I’ve heard it’s better if you dump it in water. Who knows.

I’m not going to buy them again. But you might want to give them a shot.
Cost: $27.62 via amazon for a box of 12 ($2.30 each)

Amount Per Serving:
Calories 176
Total Fat 0 g
Saturated Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg
Sodium 64 mg
Potassium 31 mg
Total Carbohydrate 2 g
Dietary Fiber 0 g
Sugars 0 g
Protein 42 g

Ingredients:
67.4% pure deionized water, 31.5% Actinase (patent pending blend of enzymatically hydrolyzed collagenic protein isolate, whey protein isolate and caseine protein isolate), less that 2% of malic acid, vitamin c,b3,b5,b2, b1, folic acid, biotin, and b12, natural flavors, sucralose, blue-1 and red 40.
Yes, the internet can turn up anything. Here’s a copy of the recall in 2009 which cited the product was found with knifeblades inside. Now that’s the type of crackerjack prize I’m proud to find!

Noooooo Wheeeeeeeeeyyyyy! dude, I just found a knife blade